Stalker Stare

Stop.
Stare.
Wait.
No.
They see me.

Start over.

Stop.
Discreetly stare.
Phewf.
They can't see me.

Crap.
The plant falls over.
They can see me now.

Start over.

Stop.
Discreetly stare.
Phewf.
They can't see me.
I chose a better hiding spot this time.

Crap.
You can't hide in fountains.
They can still see me.

Start over.

Stop.
Discreetly stare.
Phewf.
They definitely can't see me.

Crap.
The paper bag over my head looks stupid.
They're definitely looking at me now.

Start over.

Stop.
Discreetly stare.
Phewf.
Best hiding place EVER.

Crap.
The tall guy moves.
They're looking at me now.

Start over.

Stop.
Discreetly stare.
Phewf.
THIS is definitely the best hiding place EVER.

Crap.
The newspaper flies away.
They're definitely looking.

Start over.

Stop.
Discreetly stare.
Phewf.
Perfect place to hide.

Crap.
The table falls over.
They're looking.

Start over.

Wait…
I can't.
They're looking.

I must look like a real idiot:

Broken plant right next to me.

I'm dripping wet.

Paper bag still covering my head.

Tall guy staring at me funny.

Newspaper stuck to my ass.

And a table that has fallen over…

They're looking at me.

Wait.

EVERYBODY is looking at me.