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Talk now we know your guilty. i i i  i just want me gold me precious gold. you see my own ma gave me my first piece wheni was a wee little tike and i had thought pot o gold since dear ol' gramama moved to kansas to be a cotton candy/ candycan farmer. oh i beg of the please please me gold i need it. i only wanted the gold i sweareth upon me dear ol' aunts pikinick basket/ house. i did not mean to break and enter i just wanted me gold. yeah yeah yeah thats what every mythical creature says. picks up by collar now what shouldi do with you dirty little piece of green gumdrop? hmmmmm let me off with a stern do do that again little mr and smile good bye? the cops face lit up as he said i know what i will do i will strap you onto a brick and dump you in the ocean and make sharks eat you or  have giant egals tare you limb from limb oooooo i know exactly what i shall do to you little....rrrriiiinggggg riiiiiiinnnnggggg riinngggg its your momma brrinngggg  bringgggg answer it ringggg ringgg. oh uh hold on answers phone hi mommy no no no mac n cheese is fine nooooo not scooby doo i want dora i dont care then buy some. well i dont care mommy i want dora mac n cheese and chocolate pudding with rainbow sprinkles and for desert well surprise me no not ice cream no not pudding no no no okay cheese cake with cherries is fine as long as richy doesnt hog it all like a pig. idc if he is 2. so what if i am 45. good bye mommy i love you. leprechaun says ummm this is an akward moment so i am gunna grab me gold and ummm go.then he snapped and said not yet leprechaun hahaha. then he knocks him out and puts him in a brown wool sack when he wakes up the leprechaun hears cheerful music and sees children staring at him and the detective asks so leprechaun can you sing happy song paricually super duper awesome cool time by the happynes rocks? he said ye brought me here to sing you arrested me for breaking and entering to sing? ye didnt let me have me gold because ye want me to sing? yes its my 46th birthday hehehehehehe a leppreeee chaaaaaaaaaauuuuun hoo hoo heeeheeee hahahahahaaaaa.leprechaun says wellllll alright then itsss a super cool super awesome fun life with rainbows flowersand...

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