Ugly Women Are Beautiful Too

Verse 1



If there's one thing I know,

Thanks to Gok Wan's TV show,

It's that ugly women are attractive.



They're just as good as me,

Though lacking genetically,

With a thyroid gland that's clearly over-active!



Chorus



Ugly women are beautiful too!

They're always sweet and trustin'

Even though they look disgustin'!



Ugly women are beautiful too!

Don't mean no disrespect,

When I say you look like Shrek!



Ugly women are - beautiful too!



Verse 2



Forget exfoliation, that won't hide your deformation, girl,

The only way to shoot you is with a whaling gun!

I don't care who's the fattest

'Cos it's what's inside that matters

And whatever the hell that is girl,

You must have bleedin' tons!



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Ugly women are beautiful too!

I'm sexy, cute and savvy,

You're why cousins shouldn't marry!



Ugly women are beautiful too!

I look like Cheryl Cole,

You're an ad for birth control!



Ugly women are - beautiful too!



Ugly, big, fat women - Just like you!



Don't touch me!