Squirrel

"Stand back or I'll jump."

"Gerald calm down."

"No, this is it. I cant take anymore, I've had enough!"

"Gerald. Listen to me I'm sure your gesture is admirable."

"This is for all the flat squirrel out there on the road, abandoned by life"

"hubby having a dramatic day then Hilda?"

"you could say that Harold"

"Hello Gerald"

"And you Harold a disgrace to your race, feeding from the despotic Humans . Traitor!"

"Ah, I see, he's cracked up again. Every spring, eh Hilda?"

"We're going to have to talk him down."

Hilda, he's only three feet off the ground."

"I know but in his mind he's on the top of a sacoya"

"Gerald love, come down."

"Never!"

"Gerald, I've got a secret stash of acorns over here"

"Thats very kind of you Harold."

"Oh,acorns, yum,yum, yum."

Gerald leaps in to the abyss to go and eat acorns