Why I Want To Watch UFC 124 Live Stream

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My mother wouldn't allow me to watch porn
So, I will watch UFC 124
Yes, I'm the number one fan of UFC
This December 11, I'll glue my eyes on the TV.

It's a pay-per-view event
and I want to watch it live
But my parents can't afford a ticket,
So, I'll watch it in my room where I always hide.

Yes, I will watch UFC 124 live stream
On my laptop, on my desktop
While I eat my junk foods flavored with onions and sour cream
While I drink cold milk and soursop!

The next Saturday will really be a big event
St-Pierre vs Koscheck in Canada!
Watch as they rearrange each other's faces
To win the title and shout, "Hurrah, hurrah!"