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Rated: E · Other · Other · #1722410
55-word story entry
Waiting

Ever since I gave the pretty woman at the grocery store my phone number, I started bringing the phone with me to the bathroom whenever I take a shower. But the only time it rings, it's a bill collector named Mr. Lynch who wants to make arrangements for payment while the shampoo burns my eyes.





















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