A Torrent Of Madness

I get out of bed with a haze in my eyes.
Extending my arms, I look to the sky,
And after the glance, I confusingly cry:

"Ahhh, where the fuck is my roof?"

I shrug off the scare that jump-started my day,
And head to the wash for a shower and shave.
But it started to rain, so I skipped the delay.

My whole life is going aloof!

A stomach so hollow, I go to make toast.
But the kitchen is gone; I gaze at the coast.
I settle for nothing, some water at most.

A hurricane? This is the proof!

I head back to sleep as school is out.
As my bed floats away, I wish for a drought.
To the grey sky above, I tearfully shout:

"Damn, nothing else ends in -oof!"

And then my alarm goes off.