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My manager had the country station on at work and it inspired me to write a country song. |
I used to think my wife was beautiful Then she left me at the tractor pull Let me tell you what I know My wife is a two timing HO! YEE HAW Her boyfriend is a freedom hating communist Boy, does that make me pissed. I can't stand those no good hippies They make me mad oh geez Don't want no hippies smoking grass We're gonna kick Al Qaeda's ass. This is America, God's favorite country And you can go to hell, if you don't agree My wife stole my pick up truck Where is my good luck? She drove up to Canada With her boyfriend Sam. (What?) Sam don't like that taste of beer I think he might be queer My wife is now leaving him For a model named Jim. Don't want no hippies smoking grass We're gonna kick Al Qaeda's ass This is America, God's favorite country And you can go to hell, if you don't agree This is America, God's favorite country And you can go to hell, if you don't agree. If you don't agree If you don't agree If you don't agree VIOLIN SOLO |
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