Jesus Is My Facebook Friend

Jesus is my Facebook friend,
I added him today,
Jesus is my Face book friend,
To enhance my life each day.

This Jesus thing is pretty cool,
I wear t-shirts with verses to my school,
I go to youth group, but it’s getting lame,
I’m kinda bored of this dumb game.

There are things he wants me to change,
But I’d rather live in denial,
Maybe this deal should have been,
A short-run 3 week trial.

To his emails I don’t reply,
He’s kinda pushy,
I wonder why.

I do what I want,
I live my own way,
But it’s okay,
Because Jesus is my Facebook friend,
And he’ll forgive me in the end.

My life is going pretty good,
I got a family and job; money and fame,
But if something goes bad,
It’s Jesus I blame.

Today is the day, judgment day,
It’s the end,
And I’m not too worried,
Because Jesus is my Facebook  friend.

I stopped reading his posts,
But I’m sure I’m okay,
I’m never concerned with what he said,
But for some reason I am today.

I’m kinda getting nervous,
Some people really seem,
To know the big guy upstairs-
It almost makes me squim.

Why does this feel fake all of a sudden
It’s been great my whole life long,
What in the world are those people doing,
Are they singing him a song?

It’s my turn, here’s Jesus,
For some reason he looks sad,
“Hey Jesus you’re my Facebook friend,
The best friend I’ve ever had”

He scanned some book,
My name wasn’t there,
How could he not let me in?
Didn’t he care?

I knew I had one choice,
I had to tell him know,
But Jesus you’re my Facebook friend,
Jesus, of you, I know,
“Dear child” he said,
“that’s not the point,
The point is that I wanted to know you.”

The end, I tell you,
Is almost too sad to say,
I gained the whole world,
But gave my soul away.

I’m here in hell,
I wish again and again,
That Jesus would have been more to me,
Than just my facebook friend.