Nightly News

A doctor in Peoria
operated on the wrong side
of a woman’s brain
for the second time

A lone gunman
went on a terrifying rampage,
killing eleven

Pregnant women are smoking more

A teenage girl hung herself
in her closet because a neighbor
responded to her internet page by calling her
an ugly duckling.

In the Sudan                                 
a teacher faces execution                   
for naming the class teddy-bear         
Mohammed

Bad choice

The nation is creeped-out
by Octomom

Actors want more pay

And Ms. Puerto Rico had
her dress sabotaged
with pepper spray 

She swelled

In Ohio, a woman
found the image of Our Lady on a cheese sandwich

Forest fires creep closer
to Los Angeles

They began constructing
a bridge to nowhere
while a balloon boy
floated by


There is an incursion into Gaza and

The stock market is down

The miracle sandwich
is for sale
on E-bay