A Sitcom about a Fascist Dictator who rule over a Latin American Tropical Paradise |
FADE IN: INT. IN THE PALACE - DAY Ernesto sits in his Chair and thinking Hard Kabush and Ruben comes in and Kabush aks him about his Sorrows KABUSH What is the Matter with you you sittin all day long in your Chair and haven't order on Execution today RUBEN Yeah we are really worried about you its not a good sign when you not in the Killing Mood ERNESTO Well my brave Men i tell you whats wrong with me you know about that the Baby is not my real Child KABUSH No we didn't knew that we ever thought it was your Baby because it have your Eyes and your diabolic Smile when he is in the Killing Mood ERNESTO But he is a Reptile do you never notice that KABUSH This is not a Mask? ERNESTO Why should he always wear a Mask? KABUSH Because it is every Day Halloween in Fictivia just like your Order RUBEN So great Excellence i think this was not a new Information for you so why you so sad now ERNESTO Because his real Father The Swamp Thing comes for a Visit today KABUSH Oh that is really a a Reason to be worried RUBEN Like i know this Reptile You have just the Opinion to kill this Sucker or the Swamp Thing kills you ERNESTO That's the Situation i think too i must prepare me for that you got the Control over the Empire for that Time i go home and excercise Reptile Shooting INT. IN SCHOOL - DAY Meanwhile in the Kids School Ramon gets beat up by some Football Players and Felipe stands beside him and didn't do everything after the Beat Up Ramon yell at him RAMON Why you didn't help me? FELIPE Because i want no Trouble RAMON You don't get Trouble because you the Dictators Son no one is gonna hurt you FELIPE I don't wanna risk anything RAMON You a real Friend do you know that? INT. AT THE TORTURE PRISON - DAY Meanwhile in the Torture Chamber Beatrice slings her Whip at some naked Chico who lie on a Nail Bed and screams to him BEATRICE Where are the Rebels Diamond Fabricature you little Piece of Shit? CHICO I don't know i swear he wimmers and she is hitting him faster and stronger BEATRICE Confess where are the Diamond Fabricature CHICO I really don't know it BEATRICE I didn't believe you Punkass She is whipping him now with her other Whip with 7 Arms stuffed with corbed Barbs He screams of Pain and his Back is full of bloody Streams BEATRICE Do you confess now CHICO No! BEATRICE A really hard Guy hmm INT. AT THE SALAGAR'S HOME - DAY Meanwhile the President is on his Way home and arrives after a nervous drive at their House where Conchita opens the Door he is suprised and asks her out ERNESTO Why you are not in School? CONCHITA I went sick today ERNESTO What Disease do you have? CONCHITA I have Mendecino ERNESTO Thats a Place and not a Disease CONCHITA Allright you got me i went a Day off because i don't have Lust for School i rather like watching Wrestling the whole Day ERNESTO I always got you and everybody else because of them im the Dictator i can see it in the Eyes ive somebody is lying but it's ok because you watching Wrestling is the Undertaker on Board too CONCHITA Yes he is fighting in a few Hours ERNESTO Excellent i come to you watch these Fights with you later but first i have something to do The Great Leader went to the Babys Room and asks him ERNESTO Hey Baby BABY Hey Ernesto ERNESTO I am your Dad right BABY Right ERNESTO And you will always love me BABY Right ERNESTO You know that i am not your Biological Father BABY Right ERNESTO You know that your Biological Father is on the Way to see you BABY Right ERNESTO Stop sayin that all the Time BABY Right ERNESTO You little... but the Point off all this is do you stay with us and don't go with him? BABY Hmm thats difficult ERNESTO Whats difficult about that i think you love me as your Father BABY But the other one is a Reptile ERNESTO So what do you do? BABY The Only Fair Solution is you must duelling on each other ERNESTO What Duelling? You know that People can die at Duells BABY Yeah thats what im lovin about Duells So the Dictator walks in the Basement to take a look at his massive Weapon Collection ERNESTO What i take the Uzi the Remington or the Kruger well i take all of them The Dictator walks in to the Range Field and shoots on Reptile Patterns while Conchita is watching a Fight between Yoku Suna and Hulk Hogan and the Baby is simulating the Fight between his Two Fathers with Action Figures of them and laughing his Head off INT. AT THE TORTURE PRISON - DAY Meanwhile Beatrice is still torturing the Diamond Guy now with Electro Shocks but he didn't want confess BEATRICE Confess you Idiot where is the Diamond Fabricature CHICO No never BEATRICE Confess or i turning the Pressure higher CHICO You can turn the Pressure as high as you like i never confess Beatrice turn the Pressure higher but Chico didn't confess BEATRICE So i must use Heavy Ordnance and this are Big Bloody Junkie Needles with Aids on it Death on Time the Guy sees it and screams CHICO No please not i confess everything BEATRICE So where is the Diamond Fabricature CHICO It's in the Sogondo Jungle right in the Middle and so her Work is done, some armed Goverment Troops drives to the Jungle and confiscate the Diamonds, take the Power over the Diamond Fabricature and kill all Rebels they are inside and outside the Fabricature so the Day is saved again Beatrice Work is done and she is ending her Working Day and drive Home to her Family INT. THE WAY HOME - DAY On her Way home she pick up Felipe and Ramon at the School, as they get in the Car she notice Ramon's Black Eye BEATRICE Whats happend to you poor Boy RAMON Some Guys beat me up BEATRICE Why they doin that? RAMON Because they have Fun to beat to beat me up RAMON What i gonna do about it? I can't do anything about it they much bigger and stronger than I am BEATRICE But you can't put that up on you RAMON What can i do? BEATRICE You right you can't do anything about i i think i must take that in my Hands RAMON Thanks Mrs. Salagar you the best and so they drive to first Boy's House his Name is Ario Beatrice ring the Bell his Mother open the Door and Beatrice ask her friendly to bring her Boy out BEATRICE Hello im Beatrice Salagar ARIOS MOTHER You don't have need to introduce your self we allready know you you are the President's Wife and the Nations Chief Torturer BEATRICE That's right i hope i don't disturb you at Diner ARIOS MOTHER No we allready have eaten BEATRICE Fine than im glad can you bring your Son Ario ARIOS MOTHER Of course Ario's Mother call Ario and he comes to the Door see Beatrice and Felipe and Ramon in the Car and asking curiosly ARIO Hello how can i help you? BEATRICE Shut up and suffer and Beatrice torture him in Front of his Family while stickin a Toothbrush in one Boy's Ass he scream of Pain after that she is getting in the Car again and drive on RAMON Cool Mrs. Salagar that was great The Next Stop is the House of Manfred the second Guy she bells at the Door with a Bulb in the Hand Manfred open the Door and look at the Bulb look at the Car and realizes fast that this can't anything good and he is right Beatrice ram the Bulb in his Ass and he is screaming of Pain Ramon praise her RAMON That was even better As next the drive to Silas the third Guy his Father a Man with grey Hair and with Glasses and a Cotton Pullover and a Jeans on open the Door BEATRICE Hello you must be Silas Father im Beatrice i want to talk to Silas RANDAS That's right come in Silas playing at the Piano right now Beatrice get in and stand beside the Piano Silas look up look than back on his Piano Notes and look back to her still playing then she is holding the Plumber's Helper high and he realize what she is doing in the next Moment and she doing at he scrams of Pain and his Father who's strange Humour is perfectly hit of that laughs his Head up Beatrice is warning Silas BEATRICE Don't let this ever happen again when it is happen again i visit you again SILAS I swear i never do it again After that she is getting back in the Car Ramon praise her again RAMON That was the best Venegance of all FELIPE Yes i think so too Mum good Job BEATRICE Thanks Boys how about some Ice now? FELIPE Yes that would be great RAMON You really the best Mum ever i wish my Mum where like that The buy some Ice at the Ice Stand and drive home INT. AT THE SALAGAR'S HOME - DAY And as they come home the Dicator opens the Door with a Gun in his Hand BEATRICE What do you want with the Gun ERNESTO Oh its just you the Swamp Thing must arrive soon At this Moment the Swamp Thing arrive THE SWAMP THING Ready for the Duell? ERNESTO From where did you know about it? THE SWAMP THING The Baby calls me ERNESTO This little... And so the Duell is going started they both took Positions 30 Feet apart it comes the typical Italowestern Music and the Camera View is shortly over them so that the Audience see their Faces from Near the Pressure takes the maximum Point they put their Hands on the Guns and just in the Moment they want shoot the Baby laughs and screams BABY It was just a Joke clearly i want Ernesto as my Dad well he is a Dictator and the other one is just a ordinary Reptile Ernesto is very glad about his Son's Love and that he not gonna die but the Swamp Thing swears Revenge on them both THE SWAMP THING I will come back soon and use gruesome Venegance on you and leave the Place running like a Crocodile the whole Family take Place at the Chimney and celebrates a wonderful Evening together ERNESTO Never do this again my little Boy i didn't have the strongest Heart anymore The Baby laughs ERNESTO You find that funny? BABY Yes ERNESTO You find it funny too when your old Man is dying from a Heart Attack BABY Yes very funny FADE OUT. THE END |