You have to admire a wife who keeps her word... (Adult, Dark Humor) |
Death Bed Promise She was dressed all in black as she came in the back, tears ran from her sad eyes. As she stood in the charnel her thoughts turned quite carnal as she said her last goodbyes. Although the hour was late, the mortician would wait. He was the soul of discretion. You could see in his eyes the look of surprise when she said "I have one question." "It was our wedding night at the height of delight when he grabbed his chest and died." "I didn't keep, I'm afraid, all the promises I made when I agreed to be his bride." "And though the timing's ill fated soon he'll be cremated my promise was the last thing he heard." "I promised dear, Bob that he'd get a blow-job and I intend to live up to my word." His shock was apparent, her desires transparent, "No! It's against all decency!" "It's the law!" he exclaimed so she coolly proclaimed "Remove it and I'll take it with me!" Money, it seems can grant many dreams, and greed overcame his objection. With great precision he made the incision and gave her poor Bob's last erection. "Shall I wrap it for you before you say adieu?" he said to make his point quite clear. With a shake of her chin and a wicked grin she said "No thanks, I'll just eat it here!" Notes Ewwwwww An entry for "Make Me Laugh HOLIDAY Shorts Contest" [18+] charnel – a repository for dead bodies Thank you for taking time to read my words. I would appreciate it if you took a moment and left a comment. Your reaction, impressions, criticisms, - yes, even praise are all equally welcome. Ken |