Wearing Your Hair Like George Bush(Rap)

My dream last night was unbelievable,
Wearing your hair like George Bush,
Everyone totally screamed,
Because of my freakin dream!

In this crazy hallucination,
I really got into the fascination,
Can't even believe the American nation,
With the George Bush hair's overpopulation!

The next day I went to school,
I cut my hair to look cool,
Instead it was speech day,
And everyone thought I was cra-zay!

Now I have no friends,
I think this will never end,
I went to the principal's office,
All cuz of this dumb fashion trend!

My dream last night was unbelievable,
Wearing your hair like George Bush,
Everyone totally screamed,
Because of my freakin dream!

At the end of the day,
It was time for ASAs (After School Activities)
At least Mr. J was happy (Swim Coach)
He said short hair people swim with more faith! (Mr. J is bald)

He wanted to see me swim now,
He wanted to tire me out,
A hundred laps of butterfly,
This really isn't nice.

My dream last night was unbelievable,
Wearing your hair like George Bush,
Everyone totally screamed,
Because of my freakin dream!

When I finally got home,
My cat looked like foam,
My grandma almost had a heart attack,
And my parents totally went black!

My dream last night was unbelievable,
Wearing your hair like George Bush,
Everyone totally screamed,
Because of my freakin dream!