Ode de Delroy

So, You remember Roy?
That bug-eyed, big-lipped, half-hulk son of Peter Foilly.
Well, do you know that Dru knows something that she knows he didn't know Samantha who knows Ben Dredger knew?
It was supposed to be a BIG SECRET.
Hehehehehe... I guess Shelly who told Gretta, who told Ben... just couldn't keep it!
It's weird tho; everyone knows Roy's business.
Then as far as "secrets" go, everyone's keeping it from Roy that they know his.
It kinda reminds me of that morning I woke up to find out my toothbrush had fallen into the toilet "accidently", while my little sister was brushing her doll's hair.
Well... that has nothing to do with anything, does it?
I can't explain it, but I just can't forget that morning.
Anyway, Dru told me that you didn't know what Roy was hiding.
Is this true?
I would never have guessed there was someone that didn't know "that", who lives on Cometellit Ave.
Everyone is acting naive, even Samantha is behaving like she isn't aware.
Out of all the people who were told, she's the one that should really care.
Now draw closer...
What I'm about to tell you is of utmost confidentiality & privacy.
But remember please, kindly, thank you... YOU NEVER HEARD A THING FROM ME!