Link is crazy

One in a million





Dear diary,

I went shopping with my boyfriend, Lincoln, today. It was so fun, even though, he got mad at the store clerk for flirting with me. Seriously, Link does not like it when men notice me or even look at me. But I guess I am just lucky to have such a great boyfriend. Well, I see Link right now and I’m going to say hi to him.

4/22/09

“Link!” She waved to her boyfriend then is shocked at what she sees. Her boyfriend is ignoring her and talking to another girl, even after seeing her. Then he just walked away with the girl. Sydney gasped at Link’s offensive manner and her face turns a reddish color. Then she proceeded to leave the library, quite confused and still trying to figure out what had just happened.

“ Hey, Sid, why are you leaving?” Believe it or not, but the rude boyfriend comes running up to Sydney, as though, nothing happened.

“ Why am I leaving! Are you really going to ask me that?” Sydney bursts out in unbelief, “ Hey, why don’t you go find your second girlfriend.”

“ What are you talking about? I just off from play practice,” Lincoln tried to explain, then Sydney notices his clothing; it is different from when he was in the library. Then suddenly more confusion sweeps over her.

“ Uh, Sid, are you there?” Link waves his had in front of her face, then she snaps out of her confusion trance.

Dear diary,

Well, something strange is happening, I swear that it was Link in the library, but how could he have had time to change cloths and get rid the a girl in just a few minutes. Oh, I am so confused. Hey, maybe he has a twin, that he doesn’t know about. Or maybe he knows, but hasn’t told me, yet. Yeah, that’s it, I’ll just ask him about it tomorrow at school.

4/22/09

The next day as Sydney drove to school, she passed Link’s house and saw him leaving his house in a jog, usually she would wave to him and he would wave back, but this time he did not acknowledge her. Then as she slowed down to drive beside Link she tried to get his attention.

“ Hey, Link!” She yelled to him, Link turned to her and grinned.

“ Hi,” He replied then kept running. Strange, but maybe Link was in a odd mood, or so she hoped.

When Sydney reached school, she noticed something quite shocking; Link’s car was in the parking lot. Not only that, but Link was standing beside his car. How could this be, Link was jogging to school and that was definitely Link, but here in this parking lot, he is again. Sydney gets out of her dark blue Cavalier and walks right up to him.

“ It can’t be, really, is that you?” Sydney asks as she stares at him.

“ Yep, I know one in a million,” He laughs, then frowns, for at that moment the replica of Link comes running around the corner and then is stopped in his tracks.

“ Wow, your girlfriend is-” The jogger looks at Sydney.

“ Lincoln, she’s my girlfriend, you better not even talk to her.”

“ Whoa, I need someone to explain to me what is happening, like, right now,” Sydney demands. Well, both of the identical men look at each other in horror, but the jogger speaks up.

“ The man beside you is your boyfriend. I am his clone.” For a moment it is completely silent and Sydney looks at the jogger in disbelief.

“ He’s telling the truth. Remember that “doctor’s appointment” I had?” Sydney nods, “ Well, that was sort of, well, it was actually a cloning experiment and let’s just say, the cloning part was successful,” Link laughs, as though, it is no big deal. I was surprised, and pretty much in shock, but I did what I had to do.

Dear diary,

My Ex-boyfriend is crazy.

4/23/09