Living With Mom

Son, get a job already!
When this show is over.

Son, go get a real hobby!
After this commercial.

Son, you really need some friends!
Not right this second mom.

Son, go buy an apartment!
Let me finish my beer.

Son, get your butt off that chair!
I'm eating my hot wings.

Son, get an education!
I don't like college though.

Son, please start paying your rent!
When I can sit up right.

Son, exercise your muscles!
Let me think about that.

Son, I want some grandchildren!
I don't need a girlfriend.

Son, get the hell out of here!
What's got you in a mood?


Used in a 7-6 syllable pattern for each line
- The angel