my big entrance

My Big Entrance

It’s been nine months
But now, today –
It’s time to go,
I’m on my way!

I’m going down!
I’m getting out!
It’s time to discover
What it’s all about.

Straight through the tubes –
I can see the end
Just down this passage
And round the bend.

A hole that small
It’s gonna be tight
To get through that
I’ve got to fight.

I‘m pushing forward
It’s nearly done
It’s almost over!
I’ve nearly done!

I stick my head out
My God! It’s bright!
I’m wet and bloody
And covered in shite

My daddy holds me
“How do you do?”
With all my courtesy
I drown him in poo.

My mum is panting
She looks all worn.
You think she’d make an effort
Since I’ve just been born.

This is the start
The rest’s to come!
Oh God! Bloody Hell….

…I came out of her bum!