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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #1538348
A funny little poem about my fear of cooking.
A place to stand and contemplate
The art of Cooking - which I hate;
A chicken charring in the oven,
Veg in pot (Shakespeare's coven -
Hubble, bubble, boil to rubble)
My diners are indeed in trouble,
Catastrophe for me to bake
Victoria sponge or fairy cake,
I offer up my toilings, but
They've all gone off to Pizza Hut!
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