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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1534917
A run-in with an exwife at a bar... the title says it all! (Adult Humor)
*Smirk* Revenge *Smirk*

I walked into my favorite bar and there I saw my ex.
She always liked her drinking but found no joy in sex.
I quickly grabbed a table, trying to keep a low profile,
but she saw me in the mirror and gave me a big smile.

She came over to the table and sat her big ass down
and didn't even notice that my greeting was a frown.
She wanted to make small talk, putting on a show,
and ignored that all I wanted was for her to go.

"What's new?" she asked and suddenly I couldn't help but grin
and so I told her all about the new love I was in.
"She's beautiful and blonde with a body that won't quit
and loves our times of passion – she can't get enough of it.

But last night as we were making love, rolling on the bed,
I thought of you the whole time; your face was in my head."
She grinned and said, "You miss me and what we had in the past."
"Not really," was my answer "I just didn't want to cum too fast!"





Notes
OK, I admit it... it's mean-spirited.  But haven't we all, at one time or another, wished we had the opportunity to play "gotcha" with someone *Laugh*

Thank you for reading my words... Please, take a moment and leave a comment.  Your thoughts, reactions, criticisms, even praise are all equally welcome!

Ken

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