I taught my dog to chase... he never learned to bring. |
My Ex-Dog Blue I had myself an old dog, Blue. Heād chase anything. He learned to chase a stick but he never learned to bring. Heād gladly chase a ball but heād never bring it back. Iād run all day to catch him; heād never give me slack. I swear that dog would laugh at me as I chased him around. He'd come and drool on my face as I lay on the ground out of breath and out of sorts. Heād really get me mad. I vowed I get him one day. Oh, I wanted that so bad. My chance came in the fall. We were down by the lake. I had his favorite toy. A duck ā though it looked fake. Sitting just off shore, a real duck swimming there but Blue was focused on his toy so he was unaware. Now my plan was simple. Iād pretend to throw the toy. Heād jump in the water and the duck would get annoyed. Heād probably fly away but Blue might get a bite on his nose or ear. That would be alright. I made a big pretense and had old Blue right tricked as he jumped in the water but I failed to predict that the stupid duck wouldnāt fly away. He took off swimming with Blue nipping at his spray. The last I saw of Blue, he was heading across the lake until I couldnāt see him anymore, I could only see his wake. I put up a few āMissingā signs that I made on my printer. But I think the duck and Blue are both heading south for winter. Notes Ducky Number 4 A story about ducks. Thank you for taking the time to read. Please take a few seconds and leave a comment. Both criticism and praise are equally welcome Ken |