History of the Forsaken told by an orc

         Throm’ka! How you doing? Me fine. Me tell story of Forsaken. You sit. You listen. Me tell.

         Long ago, world home to Eredar.  Kil’jaeden, Archimonde and Velen much powerful warlock leaders. Much magic.  Much brains.  Soon want more.  Sargeras the Destroyer think Hmm, what this is.  Sargeras the Destroyer offer deal. For loyal to Sargeras, much power, much respect.  But Velen betray Sargeras.  Velen and Draenai plan escape. Kil’jaeden, Archimonde and much angry Sargeras look for Velen and Draenai.  Chase Draenai for five thousand years.  But Velen and Draenai disappear.  Draenai hide.

         Draenai hide with mighty Orcs in exile.  Orcs teach Draenai, Draenai teach Orcs.  But Kil’jaeden find.  Kil’jaeden decide Orcs make powerful ally.  Sneaky Kil’jaeden promise Gul’dan give power and long life. Foolish Gul’dan accept. Sneaky Kil’jaeden give Orcs Mannoroth blood.  Blood make Orcs powerful but much insane.  Kil’jaeden order Gul’dan rally Orcs and kill Draenai.  Kil’jaeden tell Gul’dan invade Azeroth.  Gul’dan trick seer Medivh open Dark Portal.  Not pretty sight.

         Gul’dan army invade Azeroth.  Cover Azeroth in fire and smoke. Eat trees. Scare little Orcs.  Much destruction and death.  Much Burning Legion. Capture Khaz Modan. Enslave Alexstrasza.

         But Fate make big joke.  Medivh killed, release Dark Titan spirit inside. Medivh spirit inside banished to Abyss.  Gul’dan then seek Tomb of Sargeras.  Gul’dan think get much power. Gul’dan think wrong. Gul’dan fail.  Kil’jaeden much angry.

         Kil’jaeden decide done planning.  Kil’jaeden go to Twisting Nether and find Ner’zhul.  Kil’jaeden torture poor Ner’zhul for 5,000 years.  Long time pass and Ner’zhul all but destroyed.  Except tortured soul.  That stay.  Kil’jaeden offer choice.  Eternity of pain or become Leader of Undead Army.  Zug zug. What you think?  Not hard choice.

         Ner’zhul become Lich King. Ner’zhul want physical body. Kil’jaeden remember Gul’dan failure. Kil’jaeden not take chance. Kil’jaeden seal Lich King soul inside crystal. Kil’jaeden order Dreadlords guard. Lich King army invade Lordaeron. Lich King destroy Lordaeron. Make way for Burning Legion.

         But Lich King betray Burning Legion. Lich King break pact with Kil’jaeden. Seal magic break, release hold on Lich King.  Lich King cause death of Tichondrius.  Burning Legion defeated at Mount Hyjal.

         Kil’jaeden very much angry now. Kil’jaeden not trust insane Lich King.  Kil’jaeden decide need new pawn.  Kil’jaeden find Illidan.  Kil’jaeden offer Illidan deal. Kill Lich King, give great power. Dabu. Me know. Illidan trust Kil’jaeden.  Illidan dumb.

         But Illidan not dumb.  Illidan sneaky. Illidan ally the Naga.  Naga and Illidan flee Kalimdor.  Naga and Illidan seek Eye of Sargeras.  Get Eye and Perform ritual.  Plan Destroy Northrend. 

         But Illidan change plans.

         Illidan try to destroy Kel’Thuzad but fail.  Instead, Illidan weaken Lich King mental hold on many Scourge.  Some Scourge regain memory.  Many Scourge minds freed.  Many Scourge hold grudge. 

         Become Forsaken.