Robo-ma-who-zit

It whimpers,
It whines,
It comes in a box!

It jitters,
It jumps,
It throws tomahawks!

It gazes,
It gawks,
It beams laser eyes!

It cloaks,
It conceals,
It can change its disguise!

It bounces,
It bounds,
It’s the best of toys!

It fights,
It feuds,
It’s only for boys!

It punches,
It pounds,
It refuses to fall!

It shocks,
It stuns,
It’s a mystery to all!

It flounders,
It fails,
It’s suddenly appalled!

It disappears,
It departs,
It’s sadly recalled!