EMOTIONS THE RESORT/APARTMENTS

Pity and mercy moved out last week, and from the size of their baggage they won't be back. Frustration and disappointment aren't looking like the will make it through the honeymoon. He says she is a let-down, and she insists that he becoming annoying. The other vacancies are from addiction, his friend dependence, her friend hope, and everyone's favorite trust. Also out on the first of the year are patience and the whole tolerance family. They were good people, I'm a bit sad to see them leave. As far as evictions go, I've already kicked out lazy; their neighbor smothering and from across the hall unintelligent and all the stupid acquaintances that used to hang out there. That whole floor was full of bad tenants. If immoral and ethical aren't careful they will be next. I will say though we had a very cute couple do a walkthrough thee other day that looked very promising, but what were their names? Oh I'm so horrible when it comes to remembering these things. Oh yeah it was attraction and passion with their twins desire and flirt, they make one happy family. I'm just hoping they pass the credit check. In other sad news, a month ago kindness and her gay lover consideration committed suicide, yeah it wasn't pretty. I had to go in and clean it up, there were little pieces of selflessness and humanity all over the walls and it stained the carpet too. But now neglect and his brother disregard said they have no problem living there. On the employee side of things hatred got a dollar rise and egotistical is now regional manager. So kudos to those two, they have really been putting in the extra hours. I just got word that healthiness is going to be headed up the maintenance department, and honestly I couldn't have picked a better person for the job. We all just really wish he can put an end to disrespect pissing in all the spas, and in the fitness room. You know he's old enough to know better, but he just won't listen to me. As you can tell is been rather busy around here lately, but not everything has been dreadful. I must say that chivalry and fidelity just had there 24th anniversary with me this past September. And if all goes well ambition and confidence will be renewing their lease for the third time, I'm very excited to have them with us. Routine along with his wife habitual were very upset that the rent was increased, but they were consistently complaining about something. So burned down their apartment to add some light to the dismal illustration they called an existence. They weren't in during the blaze, but insurance will cover it, probably. Competent with her brother proficient assured me that it will be ok. But every once in awhile they both seem to let lethargic get the best of them, I mean they have known each other since birth, so there's not much that I can do. Persistence and the entire resolution ancestors try to keep them all level-headed, their adopted. The renovations on the top floor are now complete as a week ago, so I know argumentative and confrontational will be happy to move back in. I wish we could say that they were missed, but I won't lie to you. That's dishonesty's job and we had to let her go last year, she could never keep her stories straight. In addition to the renovations we also just installed brand new handicap access ramps. Now I won't have to hear retarded belligerent excuses about not being able to get the mail. Well that concludes this month's newsletter; look out for next month's newsletter when we discuss plans for the New Year's party. Special thanks go out to the complete staff for staying sane. And I can't forget about my only residents that will always be renting out space are creativity and humor. Those two pay in advance every month.

Signed,

TheBodyMindAndSoul

Your Office Manager.