the quest for a title

this is a story with no title. so these guys named frank, fred and ted went out to find it a title. they had no idea what to call it. ted suggested "the ted story", frank shot him in the head with his AK 47. fred said "why did you do that?!?" frank said "dum idea". so the remaining people tried to think of a title fred thought of "the memory of ted" frank shot him too. frank thought of a new name "the fred story". fred thought that was dum too so he shot himself in the head.