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THIS TRUE STORIE POEM IS ABOUT MY EXPERIENCES WITH FALSE CHURCHES THAT I GO TO
PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES

ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY WE LISTEN TO T.D. JAKES/
AND WATCH ROBYN GOOLE ON TV,
THEY MAKE NO MISTAKES/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY I STAY HOME AND READ THE BIBLE/
GOD'S WORD IS NO TRIFLE/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
ITS WHY I STAY HOME AND WATCH TYLER PERRY'S DVD'S/
AND LISTEN TO MY NON VOCAL MUSIC CD'S/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
IS THIS CHURCH REALLY OKAY?
I MEAN AM I STILL WALKING IN YOUR RAY OF LIGHT?/
OR AM I STUCK IN THE DEVILS SHADOW OF STRIFE?/
HE BEEN GROPING LIL BOYS EVER SINCE/
AND MAKIN SEX SLAVES OUTTA LIL GIRLS FROM OVER SEAS
IN HIS BASEMENT/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY I NEVER STAY IN THE SAME CHURCH/
NO MATTER HOW THE GOSPEL AND THE SONG WAS HEARD/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
ECSPECIALLY SOMETIMES ON BIBLE STUDY NIGHTS...

walking dow the aisle to sit in the bleacher/
friggin fornicators makin eyes with preacher/
it didnt stop me from thinking tthat billy graham was the earths greatest teacher/
and Jesus christ was the universal divine master/
and the pastor is the bachelor with more women ,
when there are less guys....

i used to go to this church,
where and whenafter the service is over,
5,6, or 7 women or maybe 8 ladies,
grouped up in the pastors office/
while he behind his desk,
a smlie on his butt crack chin/
church ladies looking sexy,plump and,thin and thick/
4get the colors of there skin/
take off his bible preachin shiny and blingin garment/
and then bam!
he's in his $300 dollar suit like a pimp/

and thats when things get a lil ruff/
i see things all the time,
and they think no one is noticing stuff/
they go to church happy,
while theier husbands or botfriends are at work/
or in the hospital sick or injured/
at home asleep or hurt/

once and a while,
fellow brothers and there sisters in law
make a witness out of me and say,
"look scythe! did you see that nasty and unholy flirt?"/
and you wonder why a dude goes rolling skating with somebody else's wife
after church/
but why should i be commited to be a church skank's treasure,
and they be feeding me dirt?/

alotta times the pastor would ask the worshippers stand and sing/
its all fake,
cause i have other rhymes and importants stuff on my mind
to think/
cuase i be experiencing other crazy and phony things/


ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY WE LISTEN TO T.D. JAKES/
AND WATCH ROBYN GOOLE ON TV,
THEY MAKE NO MISTAKES/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY I STAY HOME AND READ THE BIBLE/
GOD'S WORD IS NO TRIFLE/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
ITS WHY I STAY HOME AND WATCH TYLER PERRY'S DVD'S/
AND LISTEN TO MY NON VOCAL MUSIC CD'S/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
IS THIS CHURCH REALLY OKAY?
I MEAN AM I STILL WALKING IN YOUR RAY OF LIGHT?/
OR AM I STUCK IN THE DEVILS SHADOW OF STRIFE?/
HE BEEN GROPING LIL BOYS EVER SINCE/
AND MAKIN SEX SLAVES OUTTA LIL GIRLS FROM OVER SEAS
IN HIS BASEMENT/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY I NEVER STAY IN THE SAME CHURCH/
NO MATTER HOW THE GOSPEL AND THE SONG WAS HEARD/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
ECSPECIALLY SOMETIMES ON BIBLE STUDY NIGHTS...

as i sit back and watch the peopl get up front to get saved/
i watch it like its on sci fi channel,
shaking the bodies and stumping,
the fake holy ghost is just a game/
jump dance and sing or just give the praise/
to that holy name/
stump.shout and clap,
and i see others including the pastor,
looking at womens's titties as they go bouncy/
around as thier hands clap and wave the air/

i am more then just shy/
i feel so ashamed cause the women are right in front of me,
guys are right behind me,
or right beside me/
and the preacher be looking at her booty just as her cuffs on her short skirt swish around/
im just watching how they stare/
but inj the meantime the lil kids catch me being observant,
they got twisted go and tell momy and daddy,
thats not fair!/

but in the times,
i dont see any finger rings/
but women i see and meet ,
tell to many finger ring stories/
excuses and excuses/
what a false glory./

he's walking down the aisle in one of samuel l. jackson's dress shirts/
she walking down the aisle in anna nicole smiths fancy short skirts/
Jesus said "come as you are"/
but he didnt say to look pretty after hours and
"cum in the ass when you get hard"/
and i be praying too hard/
i never dress to kill,
i walk in ,
with baggy jeans belted tight on my hips/
with the jean cuffs covering the logo of my timbs/..

but it in the casual and general times/
i see the preacher rolling in his
big caddy and mercedes/

drive up the street he see a lonely hard working broke daddy/
and give a holy holla at the dude's lady/

and sometimes i hear stuff like,
"i go to his church, i like it alot, but i shoulda never married or had
this guy's baby!"/

i look at the big church ,
the money and experience that they got/

expensive looking cars in the parking lot/

i walk in and ask for some strengthening prayers
and financial support/
and to make the my struggles a lil more at ease/

damn! the answer i get are nasty.
they got me me dreaming about great red dragon slayer!

and you expect me to walk in your church and donate cash to your tithes,
and walk out humble?


ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY WE LISTEN TO T.D. JAKES/
AND WATCH ROBYN GOOLE ON TV,
THEY MAKE NO MISTAKES/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY I STAY HOME AND READ THE BIBLE/
GOD'S WORD IS NO TRIFLE/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
ITS WHY I STAY HOME AND WATCH TYLER PERRY'S DVD'S/
AND LISTEN TO MY NON VOCAL MUSIC CD'S/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
IS THIS CHURCH REALLY OKAY?
I MEAN AM I STILL WALKING IN YOUR RAY OF LIGHT?/
OR AM I STUCK IN THE DEVILS SHADOW OF STRIFE?/
HE BEEN GROPING LIL BOYS EVER SINCE/
AND MAKIN SEX SLAVES OUTTA LIL GIRLS FROM OVER SEAS
IN HIS BASEMENT/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY I NEVER STAY IN THE SAME CHURCH/
NO MATTER HOW THE GOSPEL AND THE SONG WAS HEARD/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
ECSPECIALLY SOMETIMES ON BIBLE STUDY NIGHTS...

i seen women dreesing provocatively in front of the man/
she lookin at another brother/
she lickin her lips/
somehow he's tryna listen to the word/
but his teeth starts to grit/
her hands in on her hips/
blowing a kiss /
during the prayer benediction/
his praying hands turning into jealous fists/
the pastor sees that stuff and asks him to step up front and to get saved and confess
any sins /
that he didnt try to commit/

and oh shit!!
let me find out that he be paying her rent/
he dont have a licsence/
but she do drives/
yet she goes back to church with another guy/

you got ushers standing at the door/
looking from the cieling to the floor/
pretending to pray and bless the lord/
fake smiles and looking at bypassing bodies that drives them wild/

but they be looking at theire bypasing ass/
and i am like,
"DAY-UM!" WHERE ARE THEIRE HUSBANDS AND WIVES AT?"/

whatever and however,
thats why you see me walking alone to church/
all by myself/
all alone/
no one on my side on the narrow path road/.....

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH,
you dont see me walking around with a log in my eye/

BAH BAH BAH BAH,
i dare you to do me dirty,
cause you mite run into a sheep member with the face of a growling wolf,

JAH JAH JAH JAH ,
you may speak in tongues,
but i i be talking in rhymes/

HA HA HA HA ,
you dont see me talking smack crap more ,
as much as you use more sarcasm
while your preacher is letting phoneys into his church that you go to
to do sacrilege.

okay yeah we do understand/
but you never give me a chance/
funny how you have your preacher scolding me with his index finger on my chest,
he is doing right,
but what he just did is very escalating/
funny how you tryna be a big shot with me in front of his peoples,

im just a bigger man cause the prayers that i send to the lord,
you never know i can be the lil soldier david,
the one thats gonna knock your goliath ass on your feet.
so i will just take 2 steps back, make the u turn that god allowed me to do/
and walk out of yourfake ass church..
never coming back,
im tryna be nice,
cuase i listen to his word and his teachings,
right in front of FATHER GOD WHOSE NAME IS JEHOVAH WITH AMILLION SURNAMES,
that church makes me look like a bad guy/
you scold me cause i aint old school like you/
thats why i am from church to another searching for that truth/

gay guys walking into the worship service/
im one of the straight guys stepping out and never coming back/
gay males no better then to approach me, cause i will knock em down,
and make em tap out/
im stuck in hell and im tryna make it out/
the preacher got a filty mouth/
if i make it with the goals ,
unsurpassed/
they are the ones that are gonna have that guilty pout/....


ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY WE LISTEN TO T.D. JAKES/
AND WATCH ROBYN GOOLE ON TV,
THEY MAKE NO MISTAKES/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY I STAY HOME AND READ THE BIBLE/
GOD'S WORD IS NO TRIFLE/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
ITS WHY I STAY HOME AND WATCH TYLER PERRY'S DVD'S/
AND LISTEN TO MY NON VOCAL MUSIC CD'S/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
IS THIS CHURCH REALLY OKAY?
I MEAN AM I STILL WALKING IN YOUR RAY OF LIGHT?/
OR AM I STUCK IN THE DEVILS SHADOW OF STRIFE?/
HE BEEN GROPING LIL BOYS EVER SINCE/
AND MAKIN SEX SLAVES OUTTA LIL GIRLS FROM OVER SEAS
IN HIS BASEMENT/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
THATS WHY I NEVER STAY IN THE SAME CHURCH/
NO MATTER HOW THE GOSPEL AND THE SONG WAS HEARD/
ON SUNDAYS ,
MY PASTOR IS PREACHIN' LIES/
I BE LOOKING AT THE SKY/
ASKING JESUS CHRIST/
IS THIS CHURCH RIGHT?/
ECSPECIALLY SOMETIMES ON BIBLE STUDY NIGHTS...

Scythe/Zenas ©2007

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