If your life falls your tent may stay up

Now here's a story that's bold and true,
I met a girl her name was sue,
I might have imagined her
but to me she was true.
I was a hitchhiker,
I traveled the land,
but then one day,
my world collapsed,
I caught a bad ride,
he hit me in the face,
I screamed like hell,
he would not stop,
until I tried to torch his cock,
I got out the car,
he took out a gun,
I screamed like shit,
then sue got dropped off,
she sprayed her mace
right in his face,
I took the gun
and kicked his cock,
sue's ride called 911,
then watched the mace-faced psycho,
we were told to hitch off
so we did,
she saved my life
and brought me a 4pack of red bull,
a place for the night,
and a coupon for one hour of love at the local whore house,
she kissed me goodbye
said she loved being a pet for red bull drinking hitchhikers
and even though I would sleep in a b&b
I suddenly found my tent up.