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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #1349417
One star answer to the question of what to use when you have no soap
"Where's the body wash?"
"Ain't it on the shower rack?"
"No, honey, it's not."
"Well, just use some margarine."
"That stuff NEVER makes me clean!"
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