humpty dumpty

"humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall,all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put humpty together again"
I put it to you,the jury, that humpty didn't fall,that he was infact pushed.
the first on the scene were the kings horses, who just "happened" to be out for an afternoon trott, and were unable to fix Humpty's broken and shattered shell with the use of their mere hooves. a cleverly plotted asassination attempt some might say.