Bobby Jones - Stoke of LUCK

Bobby Jones, he was no Genius, He was just  a plain lucky bum. A man came along after Bobby's Time. Didn't mind more work for less fame.  A hero witha greater passion than Bobby Jones EVER had. A White Bear Standing so valiantly at the tee. His club in his hand. His feet firmly planted. His razor sharp eyes peering across the tops of the trees. to see from whence the zephyr comes. A hushed silence falls over the crowd. He draws back his club. Tee shot. WHAM! The ball sails through the air, landing on the green, ITS A HOLE IN ONE! Bert Yancy, A STROKE OF GENIUS!