Portal zone

A few of my favorite places in writing.com .
Enjoy!


http://www.writing.com/main/forums/item_id/1323627

http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/user_id/matthewhuge

http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/user_id/kiara_allerion

http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/user_id/pinkpete
(she is my sister)

http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/user_id/wolffe

http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/1233149

http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/1183082

Also I did a madlibs by matthewhuge and this is how it turned out.
http://www.writing.com/main/madlibs.php/item_id/1325763?blank_14=5%2C000%2C000%2...

maybe I should just copy and paste. Oops! on here it is huge!

!Why can't I be normal? I have seen 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 doctors to cure me, but they all tell me only I can help myself. I suffer from kleptomania, which is an uncontrollable urge to steal. Most of the time I don't even know I steal until afterwards.

Like just the other day I went to the Mall, and shopping at gamestop. When I returned home, I found a a gamecube stuffed into my pants. I don't even remember taking it.

My behavior caused me to lose all my friends, but when I meet new ones, and go to their house, I always come back with a Mario Kart double Dash. My own house is stacked to the roof with odds and ends. I have stolen everything from socks to a basketball.

I lost my job last month, but the landlord still wants his 12,345,678,910 dollars in rent. While I know better, my conscience isn’t stopping me from placing an add in the paper. Yard Sale; This Wednesday; House full of eyes must be sold.

Today is the smelly day. If I can just sell the socks for 12,345,678,910 dollars, and a basketball for 3,400,000,000,000,000,000 dollars, I should have enough to pay the rent. Thinking about it, I realize that if I sell that garlic chocolates for more than 5,000,000,000,000,000 dollars then I could open my own stolen goods shop