The Game

I’d rather be disarming than

To pretend to be charming

And I can pretend to be the girl of your

Dreams, but I’m really a nightmare

And I can laugh at your jokes and

Tell you that I’ve liked you the most

Out of all of the other men that

Have been you before

And I’m a little assertive and

Very perverted, but if you

Think you can handle me and

You like the way I play

Then you’re probably not

My type anyway, but

You’re still gonna take me up

On my offer for a great

Mistake as we keep dealing

Our cards and upping the stakes

No longer playing for hearts, but

For other body parts