Pledge home raid number twenty-two

ANNCR:                    Pledge home raid number twenty-two.

SFX:                    BANGING ON DOOR.

PLEDGE MAN:          (loudly) Open up.

SFX:                    DOOR CREAKING OPEN.

MAN:                    Can I help you, sir?

PLEDGE MAN:          Yes.  I need to know what cleaning 
                                products you use.

MAN:                          I use whatever my wife tells me to use.

PLEDGE MAN:          (rapidly) Sir, from now on, you can make 
                                these decisions.  Step up and take 
                                the man's role in the house.  Tell her
                                Pledge multi-surface spray works on
                                everything.  (excitedly) And with only one
                                bottle, it'll cost less to clean.

MAN:                    You mean….

PLEDGE MAN:          (interrupting) Yes, I do.  Here – try it.

SFX:                          SPRAYING FOLLOWED BY SWIPING
                                NOISES.

MAN:                          (excitedly) Wow.  It really does work on   
                                everything.  I'll tell her tonight.  (cowardly)
                                But I don't know how.

PLEDGE MAN:          You can do it.  For Pledge.

MAN:                    Yes.  For Pledge.

ANNCR:                          Pledge multi-surface spray.  Every man’s
                                dirty - I mean - clean little secret.

                                          -30-