How to train a bitch

How to train a bitch…

First I’ll start by putting you on your knees
Because first things first dear, learn how to please
It’s not too hard to get down on all fours
For a bitch it should be simple this is your crash course

After you’ve mastered getting down to the ground
Let’s play a game of fetching while bound
And if you have morals or inhibitions
I’ll teach you how to get in these positions

A sound spanking on the rear for a pup without cause
That will show you how to erase all your flaws
In that moment bound and helpless you’ll be released
Then you can be a happy puppy and keep me pleased

Now I know it will take time to see this in a new light
And when you fall into these thoughts I will give you sight
For a soft stroke will be a guidance, just like a pat on the rear
Then you can take pride in being my pet without so much fear

I cannot say I will be kind or gentle to you all the time
I will be cruel in my training because your all mine
I have to have a pedigree, I won’t take a mutt
So with all your lessons you’ll start to strut

I will teach you the art of being a good bitch
I do this with pride, because of the pitch
As your owner I will have expectations and order
You will follow my rules, I will not have disorder

Pleasing me will be your life and more
Little bitches that are trained I adore
So just relax and do as I say….
This is how to train a bitch the proper way….


June 7, 2007 Jessicca Hoffmann