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... continuation of part I. Read part I first . INT. - RESTROOM - DAY "5. Thou shalt not kill." SON ENTERS. Two pairs of men legs are visible under two toilet stall doors. It's JACK and next to him BOB, an overweight young man (judging just by his legs). Son comes closer to the big RED-FRAMED MIRROR hanging on the wall above the sink. He does his hair in a hurry. The mirror reflects a big POSTER on the opposite wall: "Do not kill the Earth, call (555) 555 5555" written with RED LETTERS. BOB (O.S.) (in English) Of course I do separate the paper! Into five different boxes according to its thickness. You know, Jack, it's my small contribution for JACK (O.S.) But do you tie your cardboard together? Son sprays Aqua di Gio on himself. He opens the tap and leaves water running, wasting a lot of it. He takes out a compact toothbrush and toothpaste from his pocket and brushes his teeth in a hurry. BOB (O.S.) Tie the cardboard, Jack?! JACK (O.S.) Don't you know that you should tie the cardboard together when recycling? I recently read a book about it, "Bobos in Paradise" by David Brooks. He says that on Judgment Day that guys who tie their cardboard together will go to heaven while guys who don't will go to hell guilty of murdering the Earth. BOB (O.S.) Shit, I didn't know that! Jack, what about guys who tie their cardboard with a plastic string? JACK (O.S.) (seriously) Hmm... He doesn't say... I guess they end up on the fourth terrace of Purgatory... Son is ready. Letting the water run from the full-opened tap he LEAVES. INT. SERVICE STATION - "THE BROKEN TEN" RESTAURANT - DAY "6. Thou shalt not commit adultery." When SON comes out of the washroom OLGA is on her way back from FATHER's table, having just brought the ordered pizza, coke and coffee. She carries empty BLUE TRAY. Son approaches her cockily. SON (deepening his voice) You look frightened! But no worry, you're safe as long as I'm around. OLGA Frightened? I'm just surprised that the dressed-up guy who came with you... She points at FATHER. OLGA (CONT'D) ... is eating his pizza with a knife and fork. And washing it down with coffee! FATHER adds some ketchup to pizza. OLGA (CONT'D) Bloody Hell! Did you see that? SON Oh, he's Russian, it's a five thousand year old Russian tradition. Don't you recognize him? You must have heard about him on Fox news? Olga smiles suggesting that she has heard about the Father. SON (CONT'D) The guy is kinda big shot in the Russian mafia. Do you see his briefcase? It's full of cocaine, guns and money. Six million dollars in cash! He travels around robbing banks, restaurants... just for fun. Olga looks at Son with big eyes. SON (CONT'D) I work as his interpreter. I was doing a degree in Russian literature for six years just to minimize danger of a misunderstanding with him. Son grabs Olga's hand. SON (CONT'D) I can improvise a Russian poem for you. Son notices that Olga has a wedding ring on her finger. Their eyes meet, but neither Son nor Olga stop the flirt. SON (recites in Serbian an excerpt from Alksa Šantić's 'Svijetli dan'. Need of translation into English) Od Kosova, od Vardara, Gdje robovski dršće glas, Gdje krv brata, sa handžara Dušmanskoga, traži spas, I ja dođoh, sestro, vilo, Da pozdravim slavlje milo, I sa onih tužnih polja. OLGA That's beautiful! But I didn't get a word... SON Oh, Beatriche, it was about us gliding together through the seven levels of Heaven, veiled only by OLGA You're sweet... Are you trying to pick me up? SON Absolutely not! The thought hasn't gone though my mind more that seven times since I met you. I can't involve myself in a Olga looks at Son surprised and slightly disappointed. SON (CONT'D) ...as I live in a constant danger... I clean after other people for living. OLGA Clean? You mean... Oh really? So you must have a gun! SON No; I can kill a man with bare hands. Black belt. Seventh dan. OLGA You don't look that fit though... SON (recovering from the confusion...) That's a front. Never underestimate the element of surprise. Olga bursts out laughing. OLGA You're such a friggin' liar. And your poem - Russian?!! Son stares at Olga in total confusion. OLGA Honey, I'm Russian! I'm married! And I'm not an idiot. Olga starts to walk away. SON Wait a sec! Olga hesitates, but stops. Son half-opens the front of his jacket and searches through his business card folder. He has tons of different business cards. He takes out the one saying he is a martial art master. He shows it to Olga. SON Look! I'm really a martial arts master. Olga glimpses at the business card. The phone number on the card is (666) 666 6666. OLGA Yeah, sure, my brother has a bunch of fake business cards, too. He tells girls he's a filmmaker! See ya, babe! Olga walks away. SON Shit! INT. RESTAURANT - DAY "7. Thou shalt not steal." Son comes back to Father at a fast walk. Father is watching the recorded closeups of ASTA's body on his camcorder. FATHER You are twenty-two and still not married... Are you engaged with anybody? SON Of course not! But I'm dating singles, swingers, tons of girls! FATHER "Tonnes" is of no importance with regards to love. One GEORGE comes in and interrupts their talk. GEORGE (to Son) Yo, your car's fine, it was just out of gas. You're good to go. SON Thanks man! How much do I owe you? GEORGE 77 bucks will be enough. SON is completely surprised with that amount. He hesitates but he takes of the 77$ and gives it to GEORGE. He is very angry with that. Father is surprised by the amount of money Son gave George. FATHER (in Serbian) Are you crazy?! SON What could I do! Father looks deeply into his Son's eyes. FATHER (CONT'D) Are you in love with somebody or what? SON Dad, please just finish eating you pizza in a civilized way! Father hits the table with his fist. FATHER (CONT'D) I'm not a barbarian!!! Since the Middle Ages Serbs have used a fork. Theopanu, a wife of the emperor Otto II, introduced it in the tenth century. FATHER speaks out loud in a mighty and sublime tone with some difficulty though, taking a deep breath now and then. FATHER (CONT'D) It is written: I, God of Abraham, God of Isaac, God of David, tell you: Thou will be eating with fork until the end of times as thy hands are dirty and thou are not an animal! Praise Lord your God! Hiob, Chapter 7, verse.. SON You're making up bible verses again! FATHER I am not! SON Yes, you are! FATHER How dare you, you... agnostic! SON I hate when you do that! Dante, Russel, Bible! Did you come here after all these years just to educate me?! Father stands up instantly. FATHER I came to see if you've become a man. To see what will remain of me, when I'm gone! You are the blood of my blood and the flesh of my flesh! SON You was not even able to feed you family! FATHER Our country was flooded with blood! What could I do?! SON You are always useless! Pause. Father speaks slowly through the teeth. FATHER Am I? Watch then, carrrrefulllly!!! In a blink of an eye Father opens the black briefcase and takes out a pistol. With some difficulties, although quickly, he climbs the bench he was sitting on. He aims at people in the restaurant. SON Father! FATHER (in Serbian) Any of you fascist bitches moves and I will execute every last one of you! SOMEBODY (O.S.) Hey! What is he saying?! "8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor." Father starts to cough heavily. People in the restaurant form a group around them. Whispers can be heard: "Should we call police? Or maybe an ambulance?". SON (to the people in the restaurant, in English) Everybody stay cool! This is NOT a robbery! CUT TO: INT. CAR - DAY "9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife.". "10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods." SON drives the car like crazy. SON (trilling and laughing nervously) Fuck! Life is full of misery, loneliness and suffering - and it's all over much to soon. They might have called police! Why did you have to do that? Are you fucking crazy? How come you got a gun? FATHER I bought it. SON What? Where? Here?! Father takes out the gun and presents it to still terrified Son. The landscape around looks very familiar. The only difference is that the road sign with the white goose sitting by it stays "Service Station 10km" this time. And there is a huge maple tree on the side of the road. FATHER In Dollarama. It cost just one dollar... To be honest, I didn't even pay... In that very moment Son notices a white home goose crossing the street. He reacts immediately, taking a fast right turn. The sound of the crash is heard. A bush growing on the side of the road flames with fire. FADE TO BLACK END |