The Kiss

I was lying on the floor
When HE walked through the door.

I stared at him; he glanced at me,
Then at last I started to see,

Just what he was going to do to me!
I sat frozen to the floor,

Just staring at the door,
Then he started toward me,

I wished that he’d ignore me.
He reached my feet and then my shoulder.

And then he reached down toward me!
The kiss, it came all wet and slimy,

What could I expect,
But for a dog’s kiss, to be that wet!!