The Rumor Mill

: Coal
: 12-13-07 @ 5:09pm
Did you hear: Jackie Chan has been affixing spots to his L.A. finery, as his fashion sense has been a bit queer, if you know what I mean.

: GMakin
: 12-14-07 @ 6:23pm
Did you hear: Isla fisher just married Barry white. She's now to be known as Isla White.

: GMakin
: 12-14-07 @ 6:24pm
Did you hear: *NEWSFLASH* Isla White has divorced Barry White and married Brian Ferry while rather drunk in Vegas. She is to be known from now on as Isla White Ferry (Groan).

: GMakin
: 12-14-07 @ 6:26pm
Did you hear: To ride the Isla White Ferry costs just �3.50 for a 20 minute slog. There is a pre-payment meter and inspectors will examine tickets.

: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 12-17-07 @ 10:07am
Did you hear: That's incredible! A ferry got lost in the fog and was then hit by a meteor? And no one had paid for their tickets? How ironic is that?

: Coal
: 12-17-07 @ 1:06pm
Did you hear: Incredible fog-fairies and meteor show! No one has to pay for tickets! And rapper "I Ron Iccch" is all that!

: Of Fire Born mourns Mama
: 12-17-07 @ 7:33pm
Did you hear: If a fairy fails to fog a mirror, does that mean all tickets for the fairy's live appearance with Steve Ellen's Reindeer & The Nude Rockets in "Let's Strip and Take a Magical Meteor Shower" is cancelled?

: Of Fire Born mourns Mama
: 12-17-07 @ 7:34pm
Did you hear: and should the above happen, will kiddies the world over find reindeer squish instead of fairy ich under their trees? If so, how will they be able to rap their wee heads around it all?

: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 12-18-07 @ 7:02am
Did you hear: New rumor: Scientists report the number of chidren with wee heads is rising. It's unknown whether children's heads are actually shrinking or simply failing to grow. A nationwide study is underway.

: GMakin
: 12-18-07 @ 8:46am
Did you hear: Evidence from Russia suggests children suffering from 'Dwarf-head syndrome' are indicative of mans continued evolution up his own backside. Related research indicates heads are also likely to be more bullet shaped in future. One can only hope.

: Coal
: 12-18-07 @ 10:19am
Did you hear: "Scud-children" are being mutated by governments all over the world. These organic missiles don't do alot of damage, but they're cheap and easy to replace!

: Of Fire Born mourns Mama
: 12-18-07 @ 12:31pm
Did you hear: Bullet-shaped, abnormally small heads are not being seen only in children, "The National Tattler" reports, citing Steve Ellen's little "Ellen" as a classic example. (At least, that's the WDC Latrine-o-gram 'scuddle-butt')

: Ida_Matilda_Wright Help
: 12-28-07 @ 1:11pm
Did you hear: I am about to add to my port. A folder called letters. Also did you hear that people here are a great support.

: Coal
: 01-18-08 @ 1:16pm
Did you hear: Massive peephole hangings in Porterville. "Support Pantyhose!" rioters are undoing the problem, I think.

: Summer... who's she again?
: 05-01-08 @ 11:54am
Did you hear: There is a new TV series, titled "Sport Pantyhose"; the writers are currently fixing a large problem in the script, mainly due to the boss's dropping a lit cigar smack back in the middle as he gave it a lookover.

: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 05-02-08 @ 6:25am
Did you hear: A new reality show, "Panty Holes" is set to be aired next Fall. Specialty cigars, pre lit, are being made as a promotional tool. Come give it a look over!

: Coal
: 07-01-08 @ 8:59pm
Did you hear: That new show "Pan Tee Holes" will probably fall. Chef Czars try to cook while golfers chip balls into the pan...

: Dad
: 05-18-09 @ 9:21pm
Did you hear: The new fall show "Pan Tee Ho's" features Chef Czard trying to chop golfers balls in a pan.

: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 05-19-09 @ 5:53am
Did you hear: New rumor: The leading man in Twilight, Rob Pattenson, is having an affair with Joan Rivers. "It's love," Rob says. "Bite me!" says Joan.

: catty
: 06-03-09 @ 1:47pm
Did you hear: New rumor: Peter Pan and Pan T. Hose are merging to become Peter and Hose?

: Coal
: 12-10-09 @ 8:09pm
Did you hear: A peter or hose is emerging from Robin Williams' panties?

: ~HarvestSilverMoon~
: 12-12-09 @ 6:00am
Did you hear: In the headlines: Robin Willhelm's emerging "Gehendes Kommandohaustier ihr SchlauchPantyless" business is a huge success. Mobs of consumers crowded into shopping malls to get a few pairs, plus the complimentary "Drool Bag" promotional.

: Of Fire Born mourns Mama
: 02-25-10 @ 4:40pm
Did you hear: Mork & Mindy led a successful mini-mall mob in a stampeding panty raid on Colonel Klink's chateau,known in Austria as The Schtay Free Minipad-chen. Several Schlauchers sustained serious injuries after slipping in scattered panty puddles at the scene.

: Coal
: 11-22-10 @ 12:27pm
Did you hear: Mork and Mindy's schnauzers stampeded an Australian Colonel's pad and scattered panties in their own pee-puddles. The injured managed to chant "Stay Free!" to the schnauzers, even while slipping on the soaking scattered silk.

: ~HarvestSilverMoon~
: 04-30-11 @ 3:16am
Did you hear: Scattered silk stalkings,much like the yellow ribbons that use to be tied there, hung from the old oak tree, causing mud puppies to emerge. .

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