Search where?

This Portfolio (d-backsrule)

All of Writing.Com

Create New Item

Read & Review

Community

Browse By Type

Browse By Genre

Writing Resources

Thursday, Nov. 21, 2024

11:46pm EST

Members: 820

Guests: 1,461

Total Online: 2,281

SPONSORED ITEMS

Central International Airport

An airport with destinations and new beginnings. Take a trip.

Daily Flash Fiction Challenge

Enter your story of 300 words or less.

Join RAOK!

Use this form as a request to join RAOK to help eligible WdC members with their upgrades.

When The Memories Call

For all grieving parents and anyone else who has lost a loved one.

READ A NEWBIE

To Journey

A perspective on moving forward in life.

Time

The things we hold on to and remember versus today's view.

(Poem) The root

In this poem , Everything and life are strarting from the nature and ending in the nature.

Natural Connection

If A Tree Could Write...a dramatic script.

BY ONLINE AUTHORS

NYC Radio Stations

Listing of radio stations in NYC. Accurates as of 10 / 30 / 24

Demon Came to our House

A nasty little tale of abuse and vengeance gone wrong

Feral Mama Cat

My mom’s cat escaped from a facility!

Never So Alone (c. 11, 000 words)

As time runs out, a woman out of myth stalks Caleb across the ruined world of Larrikesh.

Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/1254789-The-Good-Old-Days

$\"Reading$

Details

The Good Old Days

by Danny Boogs

Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #1254789

Written for the Good-old Days Contest. Very hard to read as there is no punctutation.

YOUWOULDTHINKTHATBEINGINTHEGOODOLDDAYSWOULDMEANLESSCHANCEATBEINGPULLEDOVERFORADUIBUTLETMETELLYOUTHATISJUSTAMISCONCEPTIONTHATTHEPRESSTRIESTOSELLYOUSOWHATIFTHEREWERENO CARBACKTHENTHATDIDNOTSTOPMEFROMSUCCESSFULLYDRIVINGAPIGDRUNKYESAPIGDRUNKIWOULDHAVETAKENTHEHORSEOUTFORASPININSTEADBUTMYSONHADTAKENITOUTFORTHEOPERASOIWASSTUCKWITHTHEPIGNOWYOUMAYTHINKTHATPIGSAREEASYTODRIVEBUTTHATISALIETHEYARESURPRISINGLYHARDESPECIALLYSINCETHEPIGIWASONWASONLYTWOFEETTALLANDWASMISSINGALEGITBEINGBLINDPROBABLYDIDNOTHELPEITHERITOOKTHEPIGOUTWITHTHEINTENTIONOFGOINGTOTHENEWOUTLETMALLIKNOWTHEYPROBABLYDIDNOTEXISTBACKTHENBUTPROVEMEWRONGBUTIGOTPULLEDOVERBYAMANRIDINGAHORSEWHOSAIDHEWASPLACINGMEUNDERCITIZENSARRESTWELLNATURALLYIWASPISSEDSOIWENTTOTHEBREWERYANDDRANKMYSORROWSAWAYTURNSOUTIHADAHEARINGTHENEXTDAYBECAUSEAPPARENTLYCITIZENSARRESTISASERIOUSCRIMETHATWASNEWSTOMESOIARRIVEDATTHEHEARINGCOMPLETELYANDUTTERLYSMASHEDTHEJUDGEJUSTSTAREDATMEASIWOBBLEDINTOTHECOURTROOMHEWASBAFFLEDHOWIHADTHECOURAGETOWALKINNOTONLYDRUNKBUTALSOWEARINGNOTHINGBUTAPARKAITOLDHIMIWASNOTDRUNKHEWASTHEONEWHOWASDRUNKBUTTHATDIDNOTWORKASWELLASIHADHOPEDITWOULDTHEALMIGHTYJUDGEHADMESITDOWNATTHETABLEANDPLEADMYCASEHEALSOTOLDMETOTRYANDEXPLAINHOWIHADCOMETOADUIHEARINGDRUNKICALMLYEXPLAINEDTOHIMTHATIWASNOTASTHINKASHEDRUNKIWASBUTTHATLITTLECOMMENTONLYSETMEBACKITRIEDTOEXPLAINTHATDRIVINGAPIGDRUNKSHOULDNOTBECONSIDEREDACRIMEBUTRATHERITSHOULDBECOMMENDEDBECAUSEWHOINTHEIRRIGHTMINDTRIESTODRIVEAPIGTOANOUTLETMALLSERIOUSLYTHEJUDGESYMPATHIZEDWITHMEANDTOLDMETHATIFIWOULDPUTSOMEDAMNPANTSONANDPROMISENEVERTODRINKANDDRIVEAPIGAGAINHEWOULDNOTSENTENCEMETOJAILTIMEANDONLYMAKEMEDOCOMMUNITYSERVICEFORAFEWYEARSWHICHISWHEREIWILLLEAVEYOUNOWBECAUSEIHAVETOGOMAKETHEWORLDABETTERPLACEBYSCRAPPINGHORSECRAPOFFOFTHEROADS

Writing.Com, its affiliates and syndicates have been granted non-exclusive rights to display this work.

Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/1254789-The-Good-Old-Days