Post to a friend

Hello Jen, I just stopped by to say hello.
I actually typed hello, I did not actually say hello. That would be silly. Then I was about to hit the confirm button to send the post but I felt that perhaps I should elaborate a little more. I mean after all we have been friends for a long time and all. I would not want you to get the impression that I did not care enough to leave a message consisting of more than one word. So I pondered the many different and varied combinations of statements,
Quotes, bible verses and other things I could add to my humble post, but in the end I did not come here to pontificate in one long soliloquy, the briefest of greeting intended. So I sat and reevaluated my original intention in visiting your site. Upon further examination of the mater and after seeking wise counsel from at least three credible and respectable sources, I was able to formulate a consensus among all the aforementioned parties consulted. The conclusion of which, is the simple but profound sense that if one, on any particular day so wishes to say or type hello to a friend. He ore she, whatever the case may be, should by all means be confident enough in the relationship, to simply greet the friend. The greeting itself is the end and means to the entire transaction of intent. So now, without further complication to such a simple and usually brief mater, here it is… Hllo ….
Darn it! I misspelled it… man, I am sorry.