A meditation on the Epiphany. |
"They there who were come together asked Him, saying: 'wilt Thou at this time restore again the kingdom of Isreal?'" But He said to them: "Nope." and floated into Heaven on a cloud... Acts 1:1-11. "That's abandonment. I need some more tuna fish." I pondered. "Pack down!" A loud voice snapped behind me. It was my boss, Pumpkin Head, but his head was on a goat's body.....My eye started to ache... "I'm hallucinating." muttered my inner voice. "Nope! I'm the Devil! Looser!" the goat man replied. "You look like my boss: Mr. Pumpkin Head." I stuttered.. "But, that's a nice pink shirt." I smiled and sat back in my @LazyBoy chair.... "Ha! Mr. Pumpkin Head sold his soul to me decades ago." The goat man came closer to me... (Cough)"Could you stand back you stink like a wet dog....and keep that hairy junk down(cough)." "Well, I had something important to tell you, but I don't think I will now." snipped the goat-man turning away for the door.... "Aren't you going to ask me?" the goat queried turning red-faced. "I don't care.' I smiled. "You lazy bastard!" he lowered his horns on his massive pumpkin head. "My mother was a bastard, that doesn't make me one," I smirked. " I hate hell now. It's full of stupid people!" the goat man stomped his cloven hooves. "Hey! Keep that crooked junk down... Geeze." I gasped for fresh air as the goat man's musk filled the room. "Listen to me!" Mr. Pumpkin Head shouted. I smiled and replied, "I don't care." A sudden puff of smoke and he was gone. "Hmmmmmmm, I think I'll buy a bunny and let my cats play with it." I smiled and opened my windows and turned on the ceiling fan...+ P.S. Take a peek at Telephone Boy in images. (burp) |