Poopie Streaks, a parody of Super Freak

Poopie Streaks
A Parody Of Rick James’
Super Freak

I’m a very lonely girl, the kind that never gets the fellas
I will never pull my panties down, I’m afraid of what they’ll see
I like to go out with my friends, But when I have to go potty
Shauna says “I’ll go with” and I say “no thanks, dear
I think I’ve got it down!”

I never get the fellas (cuz of my poopie streaks)
My underwear is all brown, yea (from my poopie streaks)
I’m taking stock in Clorox (to clean those poopie streaks)
I don’t think that I’ll taste them (they smell like rotten meat)
I can’t wipe, I can’t wipe, I can’t wipe for crap! Oh ho, ho ho YEAH!
I have poopie streaks, poopie streaks, they’re super streaky, yeow!
Every body scream! Poopie streaks, Poopie streaks!

Oh they make me want to hurl (in my purse I got the wet wipes)
When they get upon my shirt tail (ain’t that freaking sweet?)
And especially when they leak through to my trousers, for all the world to see!
(going back home to change)
There’s got to be a better way (To clean my streaks, sacre bleu!)
Tide and Oxy-clean won’t do the trick
Each time I wipe I never do a great job
My arms are too damn short

My thong is pretty stiff now (from my poopie streaks)
My granny drawers can stand alone (from dried up poopie streaks)
Even my sexy silkies (they got them poopie streaks)
I don’t know how my crotchless (got those poopie streaks!)
I can’t wipe, I don’t wipe, I shan’t wipe, for crap! Hey hey hey, P.U.!
I have poopie streaks, poopie streaks, they’re super streaky, yeow!
All my panties sing! (Oh no, no no no no no…)
Poopie streaks, poopie streaks, I got them poopie streaks!

I’m a very lonely girl, and I’ll never have a lover,
Unless I learn to wipe my ass,
So I won’t have poopie streaks!
Wipe, moron!