parody of 'Your Body is a Wonderland' about Michael Jackson |
Author's note: Before reading this keep in mind it was written in as a parody, satire and for a fun contest. This was also written three years ago, before Michael's death. This parody does not reflect my own personal thoughts or feelings, just as my fictional characters do no reflect my ideas. Do I think Michael Jackson was a child molester? Personally, no I don't. I think he was a famous person with a big heart, who was an easy target for people wanting money. So, before you send me an email cussing me, and calling me names, keep all this in mind. Also, I want to point out that that this little parody was on the site for almost two years without anyone objecting, until Michael died. After playing all afternoon he’s got a room for you One thing he wants to do Pleasure himself While undressing you He’ll offer you some of his so called 'Jesus juice' Unlimited candy and bubblegum too. He wants to see boys naked While playing under a sea of blankets. If you’ve got plans to visit Then break’em He wants to see more than a smile. Little boy, don’t go to Neverland Little boy, don’t go to Neverland (Michael’s got plans) Little boy, don’t go to Neverland He not right in the head cause He thinks there’s nothing wrong with little boys sharing his bed He’s just a freak and he won’t always get away with it they found him not guilty but we all know he did it. He wants to see boys naked While playing under a sea of blankets If you’ve got plans to visit Then break’em He wants to see more than a smile. Little boy, don’t go to Neverland Little boy, don’t go to Neverland (Michael’s got plans} Little boy, don’t go to Neverland Don’t Michael frustrate you We know he all lies all lies all lies He’ll get what he deserves sometime Little boy, don’t go to Neverland Little boy, don’t go to Neverland (Michael’s got plans} Little boy, don’t go to Neverland Little boy, don’t go to Neverland |