The Perfect woman

Jennifer was a relatively quiet person. She got along with almost everyone she knew. Even the people she didn't get along with considered her a decent person. She always got what she wanted. She never compromised, even when it didn't really matter to her. She had to have her way. Well, one day she was walking home from work when she met this handsome six feet tall man. She was awestruck and just knew he was going to flirt and ask her out, but he didn't. All he asked her was if she knew where he could buy a book of stamps. She figured he was shy and needed a little push. So, she decided she would get things started. He didn't respond. She didn't like his refusal to flirt with her so she decided that she would have to be direct and ask him out. He turned her down. Now, she was fuming, but she didn't let it show. Instead she calmly asked him why? He told her that he was gay. This she accepted with no problem I mean why else wouldn't he want to go out with her. The next day she bumped into him again this time he wasn't alone. He was with a gorgeous woman who, judging by their behavior wasn't his sister. He pretended as if he didn't notice her. But, Jennifer was not about to let this go. She asked him where his boyfriend was. At that moment his female companion turned to him and said "Sweetheart when are you going to stop dating all those men and realize it's me, a woman that you really love.?" He replied "When are you going to have that surgery you keep promising me you'll have? I'm tired of being with a woman?" Jennifer still couldn't walk away she had to know why he didn't like her since it was obvious he dated both men and women. So, she asked him. He told her that he didn't want to date her because she didn't have an adam's apple. Now satisfied that she was still desirable to the average heterosexual and bi-sexual male she went on with her perfect life.