Boasting poem

I ski so well,
I can out ski a boat,
After I'm done I'm pulling the boat,
And everybody is behind me.
I'm like a dolphin,
I can jump and dodge over waves.
No one can catch me.
I have the best endurance,
The boat runs out of gas before I do.
No one can stop me.

When I step into the mall,
I want everything I see.
Even the things I dont see,
I want.
I say forget the sale racks,
And head straight for the expensive things.
I can find the last shirt in my size,
I have an eagle eye,
I'm like a tornado,
I get in and out,
And I do damage.
Nothing stops me,
Except my two sore feet.
When I leave the mall,
The only things people can see are,
A swam of bags,
And my two sore feet.