The Kronikuls of Sykopia

In the darkness looms the castle
Of the great King of the Land
He wasn’t just a normal king,
For he wasn’t just a man

This king, you see, was nothing less
Than an evil, blood-sucking fiend
But somehow he had fell in love
And finally started to dream…

He fell in love with a ghostly mistress
Who was no more human than he
They gave in to temptation
And created the life of me

They named me Princess Boolagifak
And called me Boo for short
They handed me a wand and then
They gave me a laugh with a snort

I was so entranced by color
That they never hesitated
And the power over light
To me they designated

In sweet sweet Sykopia
The land I call home
And the Musikraze solar system
Where the dragon- and kitty-peepz roam

Way out in the Andromeda
Lies the home I claim as mine
Where evil is always present
And the stars always shine

The oceans, bays, and rivers
Are made not of water, but blood
The weather is simply commanded
As are the earthquakes and floods



One day it happened: they were attacked
In the form of mosquitoes it came
Their leader was very evil
And Saluma was her name

To protect his darling daughters
The king sent them away
In hopes that they would grow up safe
And discover their history someday