On the Boulevard

Here he comes, tires a-spinnin'
Drink in hand, teeth a-grinnin'
Barrelin' down the boulevard

Flyin' down to see his girl
Cryin' at the insane world
Swervin' down the boulevard

When it hits that special time
He knows just what to do
Salt, tequila and a lime
And maybe a puff or two
But either way the night goes down
He'll find his special one
Flyin' through an unknown town
Lookin' to have some fun

She broke his heart and took his soul
Now all he's got to his name is his bowl
Smokin' down the boulevard

Drivin' just a bit too fast
He knew his fun it wouldn't last
Pulled him over on the boulevard

Where you goin'? Passin' through
BAC of twenty-two
Drank too much on the boulevard

Stuck behind them iron bars
Ne'er again will he see the stars
'Cause he had to go and
Drive down the boulevard

Why'd I do that? Was it worth it?
Does she even know?
What even happened last night?
Oh no! Did I have any blow?
This ain't worth it, I'm through with you
Puttin' you down for good
Got out three days later
Woulda stuck to it if I could

There he goes again
Drinkin' on his Hen
Careenin' down the boulevard

There's the lady of his dreams
Hits her on the sidewalk as she screams
Shot himself on the boulevard