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Rated: 13+ · Folder · Comedy · #1149494
Enter at your own risk!
Where I put the best of my worst. All of these were written for contests, which are now over. If you have a brain fart and want to rate any of these items higher, be my guest!
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Portfolio -> My Poetry -> Deliberately Horrible Poetry
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    Swamp Thing   Open in new Window.
    Rated: XGC · Other · #2015782
    A parody of the song Love Shack, written for the Spam Slinger's Monster Mash
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    The Headless Horseman  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Other · #2015627
    This is a huge mess. Enjoy! Written for the Spam Slinger's Monster Mash.
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    My Pet Zombie, a Triple Etheree  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Other · #2015485
    Written for the Spam Slinger's Monster Mash
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    FRANKENSTEIN  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Other · #2015214
    Dedicated to my boyfriend, who makes my neck bolts quiver.
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    Rhett Butler  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Other · #2015060
    Written for the Spam Slinger's Monster Mash
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    Patches The Pickled Puppy  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Other · #1954201
    A double Etheree, written for the Spamslingers Not for the faint of stomach.
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    The Spam King Ottava Rima  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Other · #1954141
    For the Spam Slingers, a Three-Octave Ottava Rima
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    SPAM  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Other · #1953059
    An ode to the Spamslingers, Phillip Phillips style.
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    A Spamslinger Halloween Love Story  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1611026
    Written for the Spamslingers, using prompts. Read at your own risk!
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    Rondeau Spamshee  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1610525
    Written for the Spamslingers, a delightful Rondeau
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    The Grim Reaper, an Octopoem  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1607347
    Written from a cheesy fill in the blank poetry sight, for the Spamslingers
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    Constanza of Cheese  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Comedy · #1527059
    An ode to cheese, Constanza style!
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    Post Election...  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Comedy · #1519586
    An Ode to Obama, and SPAM... For the Spamslingers, read at your own risk!
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    Carl the Cuddly Corpse  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1516130
    Written for the Spamslingers, Read at your own risk!
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    Onomatopoeiamonotetra  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Comedy · #1515540
    Written for the Spamslingers. Perhaps my worst poem ever.
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    The Real Me, For The Spamslingers  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Biographical · #1514191
    A triple Limerick, written for the Spamslingers. Read at your own risk!
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    Synchronicity Poem, for the Spamslingers  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Experience · #1514188
    A Synchronicity poem, with a twist. Read at your own risk!
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    A Clarity Pyramid (for Spamslingers)  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Comedy · #1512389
    A clarity Pyramid Poem, written for Spamslingers, Read at your own risk!
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    Left O'er Turkey, for the Spamslingers  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Comedy · #1510598
    To the tune of "Auld Lang Syne" For the Spamslingers! Read at your own risk!
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    Spam Fruitcake  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Food/Cooking · #1510450
    Written for the Spamslingers, Read at your own risk!
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    Vile Villanelle, For the Spamslingers  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1509923
    Written for the Spamslingers. Read at your own risk. LOL
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    Santa Spam, Twas The Night Before  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Comedy · #1509064
    Written for the Spamslinger's contest, Not for the faint of heart!
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    Ho Ho Ho  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Comedy · #1354495
    Written for Cream of Spam. I've been a very naughty girl...
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    Spam ZaniLa  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Food/Cooking · #1354461
    Written for the Spamslingers!
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    Reflux Haiku  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1353461
    Written for the Spamslingers, for a Spamhole
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    Ottava Rima Of Spam, My Spamgnum Opus  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Food/Cooking · #1352233
    My Spamgnum Opus
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    What Are They Feeding You?  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1350741
    Written for the Spamslingers, a Synchronicity poem.
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    Why I Need To Diet, for Spam Slingers!  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1348929
    I really need to diet!
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    Thanksgiving Memories, a Trijan Refrain  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Family · #1348565
    A little ditty about my family and Thanksgiving. Written for the Cream of Spam contest.
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    Pickled Pigs Feet  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Food/Cooking · #1345426
    Written for the Cream of Spam contest; A tongue twister
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    A Pickle Pantoum  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Comedy · #1342184
    Written for the Spam Slingers. Rate low!
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    Don't Take My Song  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Comedy · #1271197
    Written for the "Take My Phrase Please" contest. My next smash country song!
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    Little Bo (Adult) Peep  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Children's · #1234132
    A classic turned... um... Bad. You have been warned
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    I Hate Clowns  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1089390
    Written for the "Simply Horrible" poetry contest
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    Genus Ovis, A Love Poem  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 18+ · Animal · #1083488
    Written for the Spewlitzer Prize contest. Deliberately bad poetry!
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    The Inky, Stinky Leprechaun  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Comedy · #1080920
    A poem written for the "Simply Horrible" contest
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    The Little Pinto That Could  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Comedy · #1078649
    An ode to my first car.
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    Snow Sucks  Open in new Window.
    Rated: ASR · Comedy · #1075592
    How I really feel about snow
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    What Rhymes With Olympics?  Open in new Window.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1073268
    Written for the "Simply Horrible" poetry contest
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    The Worst Valentines Poem EVER!!!  Open in new Window.
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1069609
    Written for the Acrostic Plus contest
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