Sometimes I Just Amuse Myself

Sometimes I Just Amuse Myself

Armed with nothing more than a Marlboro, a half-empty can of diet Pepsi, and my trusty laptop .... hang on, need to kill an ant that is crawling on my table ... "Bow before your God ant! You can't run but you can DIE! muhahaha" ... SQUISH

Ok, where was I ... oh yeah, toilet bowel cleaner. Reading the label of it has gotten me to thinking. Let me illustrate:

Label states:

• Brighten as it cleans - I would hope so ... why else would I have bought it.
• Kills Salmonella choleraseuis, Staphylococcus aureus, Enterococcus faecalis, Pseudomonas aeruginosa, Rhinovirus Type 39 and Rotavirus - That kind of shit is lurking in people's toilets???
• Will not harm plumbing - Who cares? I'm renting ... fuck the plumbing ... I just want those above things dead!
• It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling - Hmmm, that would mean that you could either use it to make some type of explosive or drug ... OR BOTH!!! Internet time!