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expect continuous thunder,
heavy rains will wash the lands (flip)
it’s hellishly hot down here at
Spring…Break…Paradise

we’re down on the sand
the girls are in bikinis
we’ve been groovin ,kickin it, havin a good time,
and we’ll show you clips of all that later

but now
what you’ve been waiting for
it’s britney’s latest (flip)
dear god

she’s been exploited
,beaten, and left for dead -
why
you’re exactly right

,see here, the evidence
points in just one direction
…ladies,gentlemen…
i suspect i know just whom this vile perpetrator is (flip)

Pepsi: Generation Next (flip)
Coca-Cola: Real (flip)
CHARGE!
bring those howitzers out here

they oughtta do the trick (flip)
the worker ant slaves tirelessly
gaining little reward for his constant effort;
these drones thanklessly maintain the empire of the queen

;a thunderstorm ,some cruel act of god,
batters their tiny world (flip)
and the lord made it rain for forty days and forty nights (flip)
leaving six dead and dozens more injured

...in other news
:guess who's married again (flip)
"Shut Up" "don't YOU tell Me to Shut UP, You SHUT UP" (flip)
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! (flip)

there are all sorts of friendly animals down on the farm
...there are sheep , dogs , cows , workhorses
,and who can forget,
all the little piggies (flip)

down on the ground!
DO IT NOW!
put your hands behind your head (flip)
WoW! what a devastating take down by jones

,did you see that?
let's look at that again (flip)
it slices , it dices
it chops , it filets

and best of
(flip) all right chip
all you have to do is eat two slugs and three spiders
to get your team to the

(flip) next time on our show we'll tell you how
one of you favorite hollywood stars lost over sixty pounds
in under six months
(flip) that's completely ludicrous

,be honest now,
will this war ever end?
(flip) senior officials are calling this latest attack a terrible tragedy during a just and necessary struggle
(flip)

the price of oil spiked
again today soaring to never before seen highs (flip)
but what about the children?
won't somebody Pleeeeese think about the Chilllllldren (flip)

we're still here in front of the Santa Monica courthouse
anxiously awaiting the final verdict (flip)
Da da duh Dum Dummmmmmmmmm,
I'm Lovin' It.

so bud ,tell me,
where are we now?
why this here's the killin floor.
the killing floor?

yessirreee bob; uhhh, that is
this here's where all of that there livestock grazing outside
is humanely ,and mighty quickly too,
slaughtered (flip)

Mmmmmmm rump roast (flip)
Joanne i know that you know that i slept with your sister AnnaJo
but
Damn It!

i also know that you're having my Baby and
and
and Baby i LO... (flip)
a story you won't want to miss (flip)

okay people
what i need for you to do
and what you yourselves need to start doing
is to stop talking and just listen

alright? and when you're sure
the other person's listening
you're gonna open up
and say (flip)

Oprah! Oprah! Oprah! (flip)
we'll be right back (flip)
do you want more?
well we're giving you more (flip)

hit me baby one more time (flip)
all this can ,and more, could be yours
for just ten easy payments (flip)
thanks

for joining us tonight
we hope you had as much fun
out there
as we did in here (flip)

join us again
next week
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