Here, Witchy Witchy!

Here, Witchy Witchy

See them there, across the room

Walking arm in arm?

I wonder if she's felt it yet?

That snake charmer's charm.

Well that's enough to make you sick,

They're dancing cheek to cheek.

He'd best beware those poison spikes,

Alining her thick pysique!

I wonder if she knows yet,

How much he loves her hair?

That blond mass of black roots,

I see a rat's nest there!

Her eyes? I'm sure he's told her,

They are her greatest beauty.

Let her find out on her own,

It's his way of getting booty!

And just look at that figure!

Oh, I see her girdle now.

Well I didn't have to wear one

Just to get him to say "Wow!"

Yes, let's move a little closer.

Would you look at that face!

Well I think it's better suited

As a map of outer space!

Oh no! They're leaving now.

Wait! Do you see how that glows?

I wonder if he sees that wart

That's growing on her nose!

What is that? Do you see it?

In that corner across the room?

Yes it is! What a shame!

The witch forgot her broom!