The Evil One

The Evil One

Don't leave your food in the fridge

For longer than a day,

The Evil One cleans it out, you see

And she will throw it away.

Don't leave your clipboard in her way

She'll hide from you, quick.

It's meaness pure and simple, this,

And not a child's trick.

Don't interrupt her while she figures

The results of her test,

Her look will knock you to the floor,

Out of her way is best.

Oh, she'll smile and say hello, alright,

But underneath that grin,

Lurks evil to her very core,

Don't talk too loud, my friend.

For the Evil One, she hears it all,

And she knows your worst mistake.

And if you don't stay out of her way,

It's the biggest one you'll make.

She pretends to be all nice and sweet

Right up to the very end.

But once she gets her claws in you

You'll run for the hills, my friend!

So just remember my words of advice,

And you should be just fine.

Don't look the Evil One in the Eye,

And Please don't waste her time.

She's a very busy person, she,

Who rules the lab by night and day.

The Evil One is the BOSS my friend

And she always gets her way!